Dr cabbage I have a proposal for you. Please let me know if you can read this

How may I help you?

You and I both wanted the Pikachu cosplayer girl. We're those legit bets? If so I am offering you a chance to have her.

Ya? Though, what exactly do you want for her.

Really again final chance to have her before own her.

I’m fine with not owning her. You won her fair and square.