Now....I'm not saying I would, buuuuuuuuuttt

Well damn, I gotta concede at $150

god, what a view

I misread that as "busoms"

We all know that we want to wipe that smug grin

Talk about being rock hard

With thighs like that, I'm tempted to spring for the butt view

Abso-fucking-lutely!!! I WILL GET THIS

A subtle, majestic vibe

Okay, now hear me out...